We are positively elated to present the latest accoutrements bearing The Aristocrats' insignia, suitable for donning with the highest degree of pride and distinction. Prices would normally be quoted in Euros, but here only we display them in Canadian Dollars (for reference, CDN$20 is approximately US$15). Shipping costs are extra, and depend on your level of desperation, and distance from our shipping location of Toronto, Canada. Each order, painstakingly adorned with custom embellishments, shall be dispatched within a period of 2 to 3 weeks. For product questions or special treatment, please email thearistocratsqt@gmail.com. For queries about order processing please see the "Ordering Edicts" page

May your experience with our boutique be as gratifying as a promenade through the gardens of Versailles.